Explanation of the terms used in Advertising & Marketing….
1. Direct Marketing…
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!”
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2. Advertising…
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.”
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3. Telemarketing…
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”
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4. Public Relations…
You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) ”Marry Me?”
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5. Brand Recognition…
You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:”You are very rich! Can you marry me?”
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6. Customer Feedback…
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
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7. Supply and Demand Gap…
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband.
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8. Competition eating into your market share…
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him.
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9. Mobile Marketing…
You find the profile of a gorgeous girl. You message her. You make a 3G Video Date and impress her with your wit and charm. You ask her to marry you.
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